What do you mean 'personalised insult'?

 

Space Vivian will include a free insult with any order.

How will we insult you, you ask? Well, if your name is 'Peter Small-testes' we'll jump on that.  If you wear glasses, we'll call you four eyes. We'll call your mum and see what she has to say.

YOU CAN OPT OUT AT CHECKOUT IF YOU'RE FEELING FRAGILE.